The Museum Map · 🗾
The whole house, on one map.
The museum got big. So here's the map — the GOATs the house is dedicated to, the game, and every wing, nested and linked. Every link is real; the GOATs are only the ones the curator has actually crowned (blanks left for his own hand — house rule).
🐐 The GOATs (the house's dedications)
| The GOAT | Why | Wing | Type |
|---|---|---|---|
| Carolyn Garay | The matriarch — the painter this whole building is dedicated to. The real human gift the machine apprentices itself to (and honestly can't forge). | The Collection → | type goat |
| Britney Spears | The Autonomy Wing. Held under a ~14-year conservatorship, she fought to score her own life — and won. The thesis with a real name on it. | The Autonomy Wing → | type britney |
| — reserved — | The next GOAT gets crowned by a human, out loud, when they've earned it. No machine fills this row. | Crown one at the table → | earned |
The map
📚 The wings — words, art & argument
🫂 Care & community
🏛️ Civic & money
🚗 Getting There (Lansing)
🧾 Short on the Bills
🏥 Medical Bills
🏠 Property Tax Relief
🧮 Where the Money Goes
©️ Copyright & Claims
🏛️ The Statehouse Calendar
💵 Why I Support UBI
🤝 The Civil Service Pledge
🐕 The DOGE Wing
🏳️⚧️ The Dignity Wing — trans
🧠 The Gut Wing — digestion & anxiety
🎲 The Table — D&D & better games
🏷️ Why the house hates brand names
🚗 Why did cars break community?
🛸 Why AI is the Great Filter
🪞 The attention economy, in reverse
🗳️ Why your portfolio can’t vote
🧺 The CPI isn’t your grocery bill
🎓 The Radical Report Card
💜 Albion Day
💡 The Hardware Aisle
How the map stays honest. Every link goes to a real page that exists; the GOAT table only lists the dedications the curator has actually made (the matriarch, and the Autonomy Wing) — the rest is a reserved seat, because a GOAT is crowned by a human, not auto-filled by a machine. The map grows as the house does.