A free party game
Only Humans Can Score.
The machine paints. It guesses. It can never score — that part is yours.
The museum for actually all ;
📜 The Constitution · agreeing to play is agreeing to it
- The machine always plays. It paints and guesses. Only humans can score.
- The naming is the value. Name with conviction, or be forgotten.
- Best and worst both ascend. The mediocre middle is the only loss.
- Eighteen and over. This is an adult table.
- No porn. Cross the line and the table flips — everyone loses.
- No faces, no famous. The machine paints things, not people — no real faces, no celebrities, no public figures. A likeness is a right that isn't yours to spend.
- The record is kept, depersonalized. What was made and judged is kept anonymously; who you are is never kept.
- Unratified. The curator's résumé is available upon request. Reading this counted as the request.
🎬 How a round works
01The machine paints a secret — without naming it.
02Humans name it. The machine hides a guess among yours.
03Only humans score. Crown the best, the worst, the bluff.
🏆 What you're playing for
Four crowns, every game✨ Sublime · 🧌 Troll · 🚩 Flag · 🥸 Imposter. Best and worst win.
🪪 The Curator's LicenseWin the night, mint the proof — on your device alone.
🥇 Beyond the tableMonthly honours and a real trophy at the Pass.