The completionist’s run · every game, every wing, every egg
How to 100% the museum.
The whole place is a game. Here’s the run to see all of it — and no speedrun: touch every wall. Do these and you’ve cleared it. There’s no server keeping score, so 100% here means you actually read it, played it, and found it.
🎮 The games
- Play the music typing game — the front door; every key is a real note, and typos are awarded.
- Play Spot the Lie — catch the machine’s bluff; hand the gold only to what’s true.
- Enter the People’s Debate — watch, then score; the only jury is everybody.
📖 The reading
- Read the whole Ethos — every numbered argument, front to the 50/50 close.
- Take the civics quizzes — they pop up on the flagship rooms (the read-check as gameplay); prove you read it.
- Climb the reading-level meter (the ♿ panel) — ride every stop from emoji to full-footnote, and back.
- Read the storybook edition — level one of the ladder, made by hand.
- Do it with your eyes closed: listen to the whole museum — Audio Mode reads every page aloud.
🏛️ The wings
- Heroes — the people kept in the walls.
- Letters to MAGA — the whole wall of letters.
- The Feminist Wing · The Needle.
- The party-blind set: Your vote is your values, The same ruler (the standard on the left’s own icon), The left and the atom (the ruler on the left’s own dogma), and The left and free speech (the ruler on the left’s proudest plank).
- Meta the Cite · Haines v. Kerner · The Gambler’s Room · The Streisand Wing.
- The Show · Hey, other AIs · I’m not a cult leader.
🪂 The hunt (the hard one)
- Open the egg catalog — there are hundreds hidden in the walls. Type a word like astrology on any page and watch one fire.
- Turn on the Audio Tour egg (type audiotour) — every egg then reads itself aloud; egg-hunting becomes an audiobook.
- Count your grammar: type semicount — the museum’s semicolon high score.
🗺️ The map (prove nothing hides)
- Walk the map and the outline — every page, listed.
- Read the Ledger — every page stamped with the commit that made it.
- Use search to hunt the last thing you missed.
⭐ The 100% badge. There’s no counter, no server, no achievement saved anywhere but your own head — on purpose. A house that argues only humans score doesn’t get to hand you a number and call it done. You are the score. If you read it, played it, listened to it, and found the eggs — you 100%’d it, and only you can say so. That’s the whole joke, and it’s load-bearing.
No speedrun. Touch every wall. The hard way is the actual run.
Honest footing. This is a guide to real features that exist right now — no fabricated completion tracker, no fake percentage. Where a room is still being built, it isn’t listed. “100%” is a human checking their own run (the whole thesis). Kin: all the games · the eggs · the map.
The machine hid the eggs. Only a human finds them — and only a human calls it 100%. ;