They don't consume calories™

Corporations Aren't Real, at its bluntest. A corporation doesn't go pee. It doesn't grieve, doesn't eat, doesn't burn a single calorie, doesn't lie awake. It cannot be jailed, cannot bleed, cannot die — the whole Inviolability Test in a grocery list of things it will never do. And here's the turn that lands it: the reason you distrust an AI is the same reason to question a corporation's claim to personhood — both are non-suffering, non-biological things that have been handed a human voice and a seat at the human table. If the machine's confident output needs a human to score it, so does the immortal ledger's. Not hate — scrutiny: the vote belongs to what can be hurt by the outcome. Kin: the Biological Citizen vs. the Super-Citizen, Acoustic Standing, the Super-Citizen Shield, Fix, not replacement (score the machine, don't ban it — same for the corporation). (His coin — machine's read, refine to his.)