The Hire-Me Pack · one page, all checkable

Hire the brain — and check it in five minutes.

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TL;DRThe sharpest argument I built, a tour of the features, and the case for hiring me — all live, all verifiable. No résumé lets you click the proof. This one does.

Most pitches ask you to trust a bullet point. This one dares you to click it. Below: one showpiece argument you can check against the primary sources, a short tour of what the site does, and the plain case for the hire. If any line doesn't hold, you'll know before we ever talk.

The showpiece: Meta the Cite

Read the opinion, not the headnote

Here's the kind of thing I build — an argument that takes something everyone repeats and peels it until the truth falls out. This one is about corporate personhood, and it holds up against the primary record.

The most-cited basis for “corporations are people” is a case that never ruled it.

  1. The line lives in Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific R.R. Co., 118 U.S. 394 (1886) — but not in the opinion. It's in the headnote, the Reporter of Decisions' summary.
  2. The Supreme Court itself later held a headnote “is not the work of the court” (United States v. Detroit Timber & Lumber Co., 200 U.S. 321, 1906).
  3. Chief Justice Waite wrote, on paper, that the Court had avoided the constitutional question. The reporter, J.C. Bancroft Davis, wrote the personhood line in anyway.
  4. Peel the citation, and find nothing was ruled. A century cited the summary as if it were the thing.

Honest label: the case facts are verified against primary sources (the U.S. Reports, Detroit Timber, the Davis–Waite letters). “Decided nothing” is my framing of that true record — not a claim that no later court ever relied on it. Read it in full: Meta the Cite →

That's the job I do: read the record, catch where a confident summary got cited as the ruling, and put it in plain language anyone can verify. It's the same instinct that catches an AI's fabricated citation before it reaches a judge.

A quick tour of the features

Everything here is free, offline-capable, and tracks no one

🎯 Spot the Lie

A daily game: two truths, one lie, you catch it. The thesis made playable — a human scoring the machine.

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🔎 The Tell

How a hallucination reads — and why the machine sounds most confident exactly where it's most wrong.

Read →
🔊 Audio Mode

Every page reads itself aloud in your device's own voice — the whole museum, navigable by ear. Nothing sent anywhere.

Listen →
🧾 The Ledger

Every page stamps the date it last changed, pointing at the full public history. The record is the arbiter.

Audit it →
📖 The Lexicon

The coined language of the house — the arguments compressed to their sharpest form, each cross-linked.

Browse →
🥚 The Eggs

Hundreds of hidden pages, all findable, all catalogued — the museum rewards reading against the grain.

Hunt →

Under the hood: a static build — HTML / CSS / JavaScript, an installable PWA that works offline, strict Content-Security-Policy, accessibility aimed at WCAG AAA with a public audit. Solo-built, continuously deployed, in the open.

Why hire me, plainly

  • Zero execution risk. The proof already shipped. You're not betting on a promise; you're reading a finished thing and deciding you want the hand that made it.
  • The background check is the website. Radically legible — public, dated, checkable all the way down. The interview already happened; you just have to read it.
  • The rare pairing: I understand both the stakes of a record and the failure modes of a machine — so I catch the confident, plausible, fabricated claim before it ships.
  • Remote-native. Built solo and remote, on a static stack, continuously, in public.

Not hire the résumé. Not hire the degree. Hire the mind — and check it before you do.

📍 Lansing, Michigan (remote)  ·  ✉ [email protected]  ·  ☎ (517) 798-1794
🔗 Full résumé  ·  The legal-AI lane  ·  onlyhumanscanscore.com

One human's honest page — no lying. Open to remote roles in human-in-the-loop AI (evaluation, red-teaming), AI-assisted writing and editing, information literacy, and legal-AI verification. Not a lawyer; the verification layer. Check any claim above against the linked work.