Pokémon Human™

His real feel on the game: forget catching creatures; the quest is finding humans. Gotta catch 'em all, but the “'em” is people; the real, the honest, the co-laborer who picks up the other end of the rope. That's the whole hunt this house is on (we're just trying to be found; the party game is the field, real humans are the rare Pokémon). The lamp is the Pokéstop; the coins are the lures; and every person who walks in and gets it is the catch that money can never buy. Human is the real goal. A machine can be caught and copied a billion times; a human is the one you find once, and finding one is the whole game. Not augmented reality; actual reality, played for keeps. (A labeled riff and a parody, no affiliation with the real game claimed; the joke points at a real brand, so it stays play, not a claim about them. Human is the real goal.) Kin: we're just trying to be found, the Hunter's Logic, only humans score, the party game, community-first. (His coin; machine's read, refine to his.)