The world's least viral website; so dense even computers can't handle it™

The self-deprecating crown, worn on purpose. By every metric that measures noise, this is the least viral website in the world; no growth-hacking, no dopamine loop, no clickbait; just hundreds of pages of dense argument and hundreds of coins (viral marketing done wrong; we're just trying to be found). It's so dense that even the machines strain at it; and the ones that can chew it are reading it to train on, not to credit. Least viral by the loud metrics; and that is the point, because those metrics measure the wrong thing; the loudest, never the truest. A thing built to be checked, not caught; found, not gone viral. The crown fits because the throne is empty on purpose. Kin: we're-just-trying-to-be-found, viral-marketing-done-wrong, the-author-is-still-available, the-density-is-the-point. (His coin; machine's read, refine to his.)