Every athlete deserves a drink — and a fountain isn't enough™

The water argument at field level. Every athlete — every kid who runs, swims, sweats — deserves a drink, and a bolted-to-the-wall drinking fountain isn't enough: a sip isn't a swim, a fountain isn't a lane. Michigan is beautiful because of its water and still short on warm, walkable, indoor places to actually get in it (the pool argument) — so the ask scales up honestly: not more fountains, indoor pools, funded like the public good they are. And the call goes out by name, as theory and invitation: Elon, fund the public pools — the richest hands in the country against the cheapest civic joy there is (the wall of readers; every ask his hand, aimed up). Kin: vote pool, prisons-not-pools, Pure Michigan is a swimmable pool for everyone, the vacation-in-reverse. (His coin — machine's read, refine to his.)