No "famous" politicians. Always. They're public figures.™

A load-bearing linguistic distinction, carved as a rule. "Famous" is celebrity culture — adoration-worthy, applause-seeking, the trade the Gray Star makes. "Public figure" is the neutral accountability category: someone whose actions are subject to public scrutiny because they hold public trust. Conflating the two is the exact bug that turns democracy into fandom. This house treats every named politician — on the Guest List, in the Presidential Wing, on the Republican and Democratic desks in the campaign pitch — as public figures, party-blind, never as celebrities. The "always" is the joke's teeth: categorically, no exceptions. Kin: Meta the Cite (linguistic precision as accountability), the Record Is the Arbiter, the Biological Citizen. (His coin — the "always" is the joke's teeth; machine's read, refine to his.)